"Have you ever been here before?"
"Well, Hippie Hollow is a clothing optional State Park."
Well, we turned around pretty fast, and went on down the road to the family oriented state park! I don't get the whole nudist thing...I mean, does anybody look good naked? Maybe if they had weigh-in's, or some sort of pre-nudity test to insure that everyone on the beach wasn't going to be scarred for life after looking at your naked body, then maybe I'd go......however, I don't think I'd pass anyway (nobody wants to be looking at the un-clothed body of a mother of 5 kids, that's just wrong!)
Anyway, if you are in the lucky 0.5% of the population who looks good in the buff, you might want to move to Austin!